Guy Epically Shuts Down Tinder Match Who Makes Rude Comment About His Height
Fellow vertically challenged men, lend me your ears (or eyes, in this case). Some dude completely shut down a girl on Tinder who took a shot at his height, and we can all learn from his sass. I’m not...
View ArticleSimone Biles’ Tragic Fall Ended Her Gold Medal Streak And Everyone’s In Tears
Simone Biles competed in her fourth event at the Olympics in Rio on Monday afternoon. It ended, tragically, in a bronze medal. For nearly any other athlete, a bronze would be fine. But this is GOAT...
View ArticleYou Don’t Know How Sexist Gymnastics Is Until You See The Rules Side By Side
If you watched the men’s gymnastics finals for floor exercise from the Olympics on Sunday, you may have noticed something curious. Unlike women, men complete their floor exercises with no music...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Unfollowed Selena Gomez, Because This Is Apparently High School
“Ooooooh SNAP” is really all I have to say about the major Jelena drama going down RN. This feud gets more intense by the actual minute. We initially reported Selena Gomez called out Justin Bieber for...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake Crashed A Wedding And The Video Will Make You Fall In Love
If you find a husband secure enough to let Justin Timberlake pose alongside him in your wedding photos, never let that man go. NEV — are you listening to me, Chelsey? Look at me. Listen to me. NEVER....
View ArticleStop Interrupting Your Significant Other’s Accomplishments With A Proposal
There have now been five proposals at the 2016 Rio Olympics. Five! The first came from Deodoro Stadium manager Marjorie Enya and Brazilian rugby player Isadora Cerullo. Brazilian rugby player Isadora...
View ArticleMen’s Cycling Got So Drunk In Rio, The Women’s Team Left This Glorious Note
If you weren’t aware, the British men’s cycling team won the gold medal in the team pursuit on the 12th — meaning that the four men involved suddenly found themselves in the ecstatic thralls of the...
View ArticleMost Dramatic Guy Ever Sends GF Absurd List Of Rules When She Goes To College
Gentlemen, here’s the quickest and easiest way to get dumped. 1. Send an extremely jealous, possessive and passive-aggressive text message with a list of rules. 2. Sit back and watch your relationship...
View ArticlePeople Can’t Get Enough Of This Firefighter’s Hilariously Honest Obituary
William Ziegler was a veteran New Orleans firefighter. He passed away on July 29, and his children wrote him a touching and hysterical obituary that is going viral. William Ziegler was, according to...
View ArticleKhloé Kardashian Opens Up About Dealing With Skin Cancer
Khloé Kardashian had a serious scare with skin cancer at one point in her life, and she’s finally ready to open up about it. On Tuesday, the 32-year-old reality star posted an essay on her app called,...
View ArticleAly Raisman Wins Silver At The Olympics Again And Immediately Breaks Her Prize
Aly Raisman made Alexandras everywhere proud when she won silver in the gymnastics floor finals in Rio on Tuesday afternoon. She had a remarkable routine with very minor mistakes (and some might say...
View ArticleSimone Biles Posted The Cutest Picture On Instagram Of Her Kissing Zac Efron
OOOOOH HOT FLIPPING DAYUM do I have some juicy scoop for all of my Zac Efron-Simone Biles fanatics out there. Let me rewind for a sec and remind you that Simone Biles is the proud owner of a life-size...
View ArticleThis Canadian Hurdler Competing In Rio Might Be The Hottest Olympian Yet
We’ve had no shortage of sexy, attractive and talented athletes at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, but Canadian hurdler Sage Watson might be the hottest Olympian in Brazil. The gorgeous 22-year-old...
View ArticleHow 4 Different Drugs Can Change The Size Of A Guy’s Penis
If I had to count on my fingers the number of times I’ve had to deal with a guy’s whiskey dick, I’d be out of fingers. Drunken one-night stands are ONLY fun (and functional) when the guy can keep it...
View ArticleWoman Goes IN On Man She Allegedly Catches Masturbating On Subway
The epidemic of subway sexual harassment and assault in New York City (and elsewhere) has long been a disgusting and frightening problem. It may seem, to some men reading this, the issue increased in...
View ArticleJewelry Company Rejects Ivanka Trump’s Money With Bold, Personal Note
Lady Grey, a New York jewelry line, was excited to get an order from a high-profile style icon. Unfortunately, however, that high-profile style icon was Donald Trump‘s daughter Ivanka. The makers...
View ArticleYep, It’s True: JK Rowling Is Releasing Three New ‘Harry Potter’ Books
Well, Harry Potter fans, you’re in for quite a treat. Following the release of the exhilarating “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child” play, JK Rowling has announced that she plans to release three new...
View ArticleThis Quiz Will Tell You If Your Relationship Problems Are All Your Fault
Long-term relationships force you to see all the embarrassing parts of yourself you would normally rather avoid. It’s like holding a mirror up to your deepest, most pressing insecurities. However,...
View ArticleEerie Photos Show What Happens To Olympic Villages Once The Games Are Over
Fun fact: The London 2012 Olympics sparked a $12.9 billion boost for the UK economy. Yeah. It roped in stacks of foreign investment and massively upped Britain’s street cred, reports the BBC. Buuuuut,...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Won’t Forgive You, Selena Gomez, But That’s OK
With Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez fresh off of a toxic Instagram feud, it’s hard to tell where things will go from here for the ex-lovers. But it seems like the 22-year-old star might not be giving...
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