The 24 Words Trump Was First To Say In Any Inaugural Address Are Kind Of Scary
Donald Trump was sworn in as president of the United States on Friday afternoon on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. After he was sworn in, he gave his inaugural address, which is a tradition among...
View ArticleDonald Trump And Melania’s Awkward First Dance Was All Of Us In Middle School
Well, it happened. A 12-year-old was inaugurated as president of the United States. And after that, he went to a glorified sock hop, took his lady’s waist and swayed around awkwardly for four minutes...
View Article‘SNL’ Writer Slammed For Tweet About ‘Homeschool Shooter’ Barron Trump
Donald Trump is a 70-year-old man. Some may even argue he’s an “adult.” However, his youngest son, Barron Trump, is a 10-year-old boy. While people utilize social media platforms such as Twitter and...
View Article20 Of The Most Powerful Signs From Women’s Marches Around The World
After the results of the 2016 presidential election stunned many all over the world, women everywhere are rightfully refusing to sit silently as a racist, sexual assailant attempts to control the lives...
View ArticleThis Guy Has The Best Reason For Why He Never Asks Out Women
A little bit ago we wrote an article on yours truly, Elite Daily, called “If You Really Liked Her, You’d Be The First One To Make A Move.” The title here pretty much sums up the point of the article,...
View ArticleThis Disease Only Affects Women, And It Could Be Why You Can’t Lose Weight
About four years ago, I got sick. It wasn’t the kind of sick that made you better after a few days off work and a couple of pills, though. It was the kind of sick that required years of medication...
View ArticleLauren Conrad Does Not Want You To Comment On The Size Of Her Baby Bump
Which one of you meathead turd-slurpers made a comment about Lauren Conrad’s baby bump, hmm? Who here walked up and made some sloppy, thoughtless remark about how much our favorite “Hills” star is...
View ArticleCouple Who Drugged Child So They Could Have Sex React To Jail Time: ‘Whatever’
Michala Pyke was sentenced to 13 years in prison on Thursday after feeding her 4-year-old daughter a deadly assortment of drugs, all so she wouldn’t interrupt her sex life. Her daughter, Poppy...
View ArticleKristin Cavallari Calls Husband '300-Lb Lesbian' After Haters Attack Boat Pic
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler just can’t catch a break. The 33-year-old already has a reputation among fans, players and coaches for being, well, somewhat soft. Now, he’s reportedly being...
View ArticleWhy Some Guys Don’t Take Charge In The Bedroom As Much As You Want Them To
Dig through the Kama Sutra, and you’ll end up discovering enough sexual positions to keep you sweaty and twisted up for a lifetime. But, despite all of the ways you and your partner can move your body...
View ArticleJemima Kirke Discusses The ‘Guilt’ She Felt At Becoming A Young Mother At 25
Women are expected to stay on-script. In the early 1900s, gaslighting was a common way of forcing women to believe their feelings were invalid. As recently as the 1950s, women were regularly given...
View ArticleEmily Ratajkowski Is Basically Naked Again In See-Through Lace Bra And Panties
It’s the dead of winter, but my good friend Emily Ratajkowski doesn’t seem to feel the cold one bit. Nuh-uh! Instead of cozying up by the fire in a turtleneck sweater, the 25-year-old model is...
View ArticleSelena Gomez Is Starting A New Clothing Trend And We Have A Few Questions
America has a new president and Selena Gomez has a new look, so the river of life ebbs and flows along in quiet chaos. Everything is futile. Check out this dino sweater! #LookOfTheDay: @SelenaGomez...
View ArticleKhal Drogo Says This Is The New Show ‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans Need To Watch
Khal Drogo has spoken. Jason Momoa, who played Khal Drogo on the HBO hit “Game of Thrones,” recently sat down for an interview with CBS News to talk about his role on the new Netflix show “Frontier.”...
View Article‘Bachelor’ Contestant Corinne’s Mom On That Whipped Cream Scene: ‘It Was Fake’
“Bachelor” contestant Corinne Olympios has caused quite a stir with Nick Viall and the other women in the house this season, but she’s got nothing on her mom, Peri Olympios. #TheBachelor...
View ArticleDonald Trump Reacted To The Women’s Marches In The Most Trump Way Possible
Donald Trump may finally be the 45th President of the United States, but that doesn’t mean he’s stopped tweeting. In fact, based on a slew of tweets he fired out Sunday morning, Trump appears as big a...
View ArticleRachel Platten Is Pissed ‘Fight Song’ Played At The Inaugural Ball
Rachel Platten is reportedly pissed “Fight Song” was played at Donald Trump’s inaugural ball without her permission, and she may not be the only songwriter who feels this way. Apparently, YouTube stars...
View ArticleMan ‘Obsessed’ With His 18-Inch Penis Refuses To Get Reduction
Humans are rather strange creatures. Some guy named Roberto Esquivel Cabrera from Saltillo, Mexico is the owner of the world’s biggest penis. Reports state the man’s member has been recorded at a...
View ArticleKendall Jenner And A$AP Rocky Rendezvoused In Paris, And She Wore A LOT Of Fur
So, what’s the deal with Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky’s rumored romance?! Are they, like, dating exclusively or what? Well, back in December the 21-year-old supermodel and 28-year-old rapper refueled...
View ArticleThe Point Of Being Single Is Not To Look For Love
A lot of people get confused about the word “single.” They don’t know what it means, what it looks like and how they’re supposed to act during this “unfortunate state” they've found themselves in. To...
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