Whole Internet’s Mourning Guy Who Got Friend-Zoned So Hard In Post-Date Insta
The friend zone can be a cruel, lonely place. Trust me, I get it. Once upon a time, my friends went through the trouble of editing the Wikipedia page for “friend zone” to add my photo and some personal...
View ArticleThe 7 Biggest Myths About Lesbian Sex, Debunked By A Lesbian
Maybe it’s all the lesbian porn out there that gives the heterosexual masses such insane ideas of what lesbian sex involves. You wouldn’t believe the shit I hear almost every single day — especially...
View ArticleKhloé K Gives Tristan Thompson Early V-Day Gift With Hearts Over Her Nipples
It looks like Valentine’s Day came early for Tristan Thompson! On Wednesday night, celebrity hairstylist Jen Atkin added a sexy picture of Khloé Kardashian wearing nothing but white lingerie. Her hair...
View ArticleMan Who Went Missing 5 Years Ago Found Walking Barefoot 6,500 Miles From Home
A 39-year-old man who has been missing for five years has just been found 6,500 miles away from his home in the Amazon jungle. After vanishing back in 2012, Anton Pilipa walked from his home in...
View ArticleiPhone 8 May Be Released Earlier Than Expected, So Buying The 7 Was A Mistake
Hey, remember when you got your new iPhone 7 last fall and felt super cool? Hahaha, fool! Prepare to feel uncool all over again! This is because Apple does this super sneaky thing where it just keeps...
View Article‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl’s Instagrams May Be Even More Savage Than Dr. Phil Meme
If you’re like most of America, you’ve probably joined the petition to add “Howbowdah” as an official word in the Merriam-Webster dictionary by now. I’ll admit, I’ve already said it about three times...
View ArticleTaylor Swift’s BFF Pissed Off Beyoncé Fans For The Most Hilarious Reason
Ohhhhhh nooooooo, Karlie Kloss. Bad job, Karlie Kloss. The Victoria’s Secret model and VP of Taylor Swift’s squad is in a bit of hot water after she mistakenly confused Destiny’s Child for TLC, a crime...
View ArticleWoman Falls In Love With BF All Over Again After Tragically Losing Her Memory
Imagine how heartbreaking it would be if your SO lost his or her memory, and didn’t have a clue who you were or what you had done together. That was the reality for a man from Kent, England, who had to...
View ArticleTomorrow’s ‘Snow Moon’ Lunar Eclipse Is Going To Seriously Eff Up Your Life
This morning, after record-high temperatures in mid-February, the East Coast was hit with a real bitch of a blizzard. It came just in time for this Friday’s lunar eclipse, full moon (known as the Snow...
View ArticleThis Model Claims She’s The One Scott Disick Brought On Kourtney K’s Vacation
Let’s stop pretending we don’t routinely watch Scott Disick take lavish hiatuses from his life as a father and partner to Kourtney Kardashian to run off with teenage models. Let’s just stop pretending,...
View ArticleWorld’s Hottest Male Nurse Will Have You Hoping You Get The Flu
There aren’t many people who actually enjoy going to the hospital. But then again, this is probably because most people aren’t lucky enough to have an insanely attractive person nursing them back to...
View ArticleRussia Wants Women To Be Proud Of Domestic Abuse Bruises: ‘If He Beats You,...
Last Tuesday, Vladimir Putin signed a controversial law decriminalizing domestic violence in Russia. The law downgrades abuse of a family member from a criminal offense to a civil one. This week, one...
View ArticleKendall Jenner May Have Cut Off All Her Hair, According To This Snapchat
What the sweet frick did you do to your head, Kendall Jenner!?! You can argue the elder Jenner daughter has made a career out of having great hair. Granted, you can also make the argument she made a...
View ArticleMove Over, Beyoncé: Amal And George Clooney Are Expecting Twins
Multiple births are so hot right now. If you’re thinking of having kids, but can only afford to poop out one baby at a time, don’t bother calling yourself a star. Last week, Beyoncé and Jay Z announced...
View ArticleLady Gaga Has Moved On From Taylor Kinney And We’re Heartbroken
Well, it’s 2017, and love has officially flatlined. *Beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Call it. Time of death: February 9. While some of us may have gotten a little excited to see Taylor Kinney watching...
View Article‘Snow Moon,’ Lunar Eclipse And Comet Will Light Up Sky At Same Time This Friday
Not one, but three major celestial events are going on in the sky this Friday night into Saturday morning. We’re going to get an awesome convergence of a “Snow Moon,” a lunar eclipse and a comet...
View ArticleMen Reveal The One Thing An Attractive Girl Said That Turned Them Off...
Sometimes, the most beautiful souls are the ones who end up saying the absolute wrong thing. A handful of gentlemen took to Reddit to express something a girl has said to them that ended up being a...
View ArticleThe Reason Drake And JLo Stopped Seeing Each Other Makes A Lot Of Sense
Welp. That’s over. Jennifer Lopez and Drake began dating earlier this year, leading fans to calmly reflect with, “Them?” and, “All right?” and, “I guess.” Sadly, being impossibly beautiful and (one...
View Article‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Flashes Grill And Fans Dollar Bills In Music Video
After becoming a viral sensation following her appearance (and reappearance on Thursday) on Dr. Phil where she admitted to stealing cars and delivered the iconic “Cash me outside, how bow dah?” line,...
View ArticleHillary Clinton Had The Best Response To Trump’s ‘See You In Court’ Tweet
There has never been a better subtweet in American history. After a unanimous ruling from the three judges in the appeals court to uphold a federal judge’s order to halt President Donald Trump’s...
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