Former Ballerina Reveals The Horrible Effects Of Always Wearing A Tight Bun
When a ballerina makes waves on the internet, she’s done one of two things: become Misty Copeland or started to talk about the image-based standards of the ballet world. Diva Hollands from Epsom,...
View ArticleMen Get Real About How Penis Enlargement Surgery Made Them Feel Like ‘Kings’
Dudes with big dicks like to show off. And dudes who don’t have big dicks want big dicks. Therefore, if all dudes had big dicks, you’d be seeing a lot more of them. Fortunately, there are far less...
View ArticleGirl Caught On Video Giving Guy A Blow Job While Riding Ferris Wheel
Ah yes, fairgrounds. Oh, how they remind me of candy floss, ferris wheels and… FELLATIO!? I’m sorry, guys, but our innocence has been shattered into tiny pieces by this couple who were caught indulging...
View ArticleA Nice Guy And A Fuckboy Analyze When To Have The Exclusive Talk With A Guy
There’s no woman on earth who hasn’t frantically consulted her girlfriends to help her figure out what a guy is thinking. But the only REAL way to uncover the straight-up, honest truth is to go to the...
View ArticleNaked Man Found Where Karina Vetrano Was Killed Says He Knows Murderer
A man who was found naked near the same spot jogger Karina Vetrano was killed claims to know who murdered her. Police were called to Spring Creek Park in Howard Beach, New York, after they heard...
View ArticleMiami Shuts Down For A Final Goodbye To José Fernández In Heartbreaking Pics
The impact Miami Marlins pitcher José Fernández had on so many people extends far beyond the game of baseball. Was the 24-year-old Cuban-born ace one of the best pitchers in the game? Yes, without a...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Was Assaulted By The Same Man Who Attacked Gigi Hadid
Kim Kardashian is the latest victim of assault. And she happened to be assaulted by the same man who attacked Gigi Hadid in Milan. The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” star was in Paris when the...
View ArticleA New ‘Twilight’ Movie Might Happen And There’s No Wooden Stake To Stop It
Don’t rule out another “Twilight” movie, folks. Higher-ups attending the Zurich Film Festival could be hinting that “The Twilight Saga” will be returning to the silver screen at some point. Summit...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Posted A Pic With So Much Underboob It Might Break Instagram
Did I miss some sort of memo? Because it would appear that 2016 is the year of the underboob. Sideboob is dead, long live underboob. (Cue trumpet fanfare.) We reported earlier how Kendall Jenner...
View ArticleRuthie Camden From ‘7th Heaven’ Is All Grown Up And Insanely Hot
I don’t know about you, but I used to watch “7th Heaven” religiously as a kid. Every week, my sister and I would plop down on the couch and get our wholesome family lesson from the Camdens. Life was...
View ArticlePic Of Half-Naked Woman In ‘Sex Act’ With Playground Dinosaur Goes Viral
A woman with an unquenchable lust for the Jurassic Period has been pictured performing a sex act on a baby dino. NB: I want to reassure you not all of England is like this — just the parts with model...
View ArticleJosé Fernández’s Pregnant Girlfriend Steps Out To Say Goodbye In Somber Pics
On Wednesday, José Fernández’s pregnant girlfriend made her first public appearance since the Miami Marlins pitcher’s death. Maria Arias was seen in Coconut Grove, Florida attending Fernández’s funeral...
View ArticleTaylor Swift Might Be Warming Up To Calvin Harris After Tom Hiddleston Split
NOOO, TAYLOR! DON’T DO IT! I have to admit, I’m one of those people who firmly believes you can’t be “good friends” with an ex. I don’t understand how people can go from being in love with each other...
View Article25 Tiny Tattoos That Prove Being A Cat Lady Is Finally Cool
If you’re a low-key crazy cat lady, who also happens to love body art, you might want to stop what you’re doing and pay attention. There’s a new ink trend sweeping over the tattoo scene that’s...
View ArticleSavage Student Prints Roommate’s Subtweets About Her And Hangs Them In Dorm
If I’m writing a story about a roommate, I’m usually writing about how much the roommate sucks and all the terribly hilarious shit he or she does, which I will exaggerate for comedic effect. This is...
View ArticleConspiracy Theorists Say Bump Under Clinton’s Red Jacket Wasn’t A Microphone
Conspiracy theorists think they’ve discovered the source of Hillary Clinton’s power. When she bent over at the presidential debate the other day, Clinton revealed a strange device running along her...
View ArticleDisturbing New Body Cam Footage Shows Moment Cop Killed 6-Year-Old Boy
The head of the Louisiana State Police called it the most disturbing thing he’s ever seen — and unfortunately, this video lives up to that assessment. The footage shows the moment a 6-year-old boy was...
View ArticleGuy Catches Couple Having Sex In Middle Of Park And Decides To Give Some Tips
This couple is pretty ballsy… no pun intended. They were caught having sex mid-daylight in a grassy LA park that borders an EVER SO ROMANTIC cemetery. And guess what? They weren’t even fazed when their...
View ArticleLesbian Couple Turns Into Disney Princesses For Dreamy Engagement Photos
When I lived in Florida, I couldn’t help but notice how much all my lesbian friends loved Disney. Two of my closest friends, a hot lesbo couple in their early 30s, even got engaged at Disney World. I...
View ArticleGuy Has Perfect Response To Cheating Ex-Wife Trying To Take Dog In Divorce
They say dog is man’s best friend. But it seems like his dog really is this man’s first priority…and probably for good reason. “Wife and I are getting divorced because she cheated on me,” the husband...
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