Total Savage Sends Heartbreaking Sext To Another Guy’s Girlfriend Mid-Sex
Nothing is sacred anymore. Love between a man and a woman? Not sacred. An intangible bond with the Holy Spirit? Nope. Sacred Valley in Machu Picchu? You can bet your ass that’s not sacred. So, don’t...
View ArticlePeople Are Pissed Over Video Of Woman’s ‘Soul Leaving Her Body’ After Crash
A woman died in a horrific motorbike accident in Thailand. But when the footage emerged, one person wanted to capitalize on the tragic scene by attempting to make a viral video. Sadly, it worked. But...
View ArticleA Lucky Mirror Reflection May Help Cops Find Kim Kardashian’s Armed Robbers
A new clue may help investigators determine who attacked Kim Kardashian in her Paris hotel room and stole millions of dollars worth of jewels. The mother of two was held up at gunpoint, gagged and...
View ArticleKim K Won’t Let Kanye Replace The $4 Million Ring That Was Stolen In Paris
It’s been a few days since Kim Kardashian was held at gunpoint, and now that she’s back in the States, she’s reassessing her life. The reality star is so shaken by the incident she’s reportedly...
View ArticleFacebook’s ‘Secret Conversations’ Are Here, So Prepare For Sketchy Booty Calls
Facebook announced back in July that they would be adding an encrypted message feature to our beloved Facebook Messenger. It’s called “secret conversations.” They’ve been rolling it out slowly for the...
View ArticlePlayboy Playmate Blames Social Media For Ending Her Engagement To NBA Player
On the surface, Utah Jazz center Jeff Withey and 2014 Playboy Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers look like the perfect couple. However, according to reports, that couldn’t be further from the truth....
View ArticleKanye West Had A ‘Massive Breakdown’ And Fired Entire Staff After NYFW Show
I can’t tell if Kanye West firing his entire staff is a super cool power move, an attempt to treat his models better or just a dumb occupational hazard that comes with working for Yeezus. Kanye West’s...
View Article8-Week-Old With Stunning Hair Is Getting So Famous He Stole Kim K’s TV Spot
Run your fingers through your hair. Is your mane prosperous and healthy? Judging by this baby’s standards, the answer is probably a flat no. A kid who’s been in the world for like two minutes has way...
View ArticleBanksy May Have Finally Been Caught On Camera — And He Looks Pissed
Graffiti artist Banksy may have finally been unmasked by a passerby who caught him spray-painting a wall in Melbourne, Australia. A video posted on YouTube shows a man crouching down next to a wall...
View ArticleThe Trailer For Mark Wahlberg’s Boston Bombing Film Looks Absolutely Insane
At 2:49 pm on Monday, April 15, 2013, a pressure cooker bomb exploded near the finish line of the Boston Marathon on Boylston Street. Approximately 12 seconds later, a second bomb exploded less than...
View ArticleTaylor Swift’s Squad Just Got Fifty Shades Darker With Dakota Johnson
TAYLOR SWIFT SQUAD UPDATES! It’s been a quiet past few weeks for Taylor Swift. After ducking out of the VMAs and breaking off things with Tom Hiddleston, the pop icon has gone underground for some...
View ArticleEmily Ratajkowski Stripped Naked To Snapchat Herself Drinking Wine In A Tub
Having your breath taken away by Emily Ratajkowski isn’t a difficult task to accomplish. All you have to do is browse through her many social media accounts and consider it done. The 25-year-old model...
View ArticleHere’s How Much Each ‘Gilmore Girls’ Character Has Changed In 16 Years
I don’t want anyone to freak out, but the “Gilmore Girls” revival is really, truly a thing that is happening. I know we’ve known this for while, but now that this new featurette from Netflix has the...
View ArticleThis First Grader Screaming ‘I’m Nervous’ When Trump Walks In Is All Of Us
They say dogs can sense evil — perhaps the same is true of children. On Wednesday, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump visited a group of first graders at the International Christian Academy...
View ArticleBadass Teacher Responds To Teen’s Harambe Test Answer In Only Acceptable Way
Teachers are getting cooler and cooler every year. When I was in school, you took your test, got your results back and hated your life. Don’t get me wrong, teachers were still “cool,” but they weren’t...
View ArticleDad Emailed 4-Year-Old’s Question To NASA And Totally Stumped Them
I hope my kids aren’t naturally curious, because they’re going to find out I don’t know a lick about anything. Gavin Conway, a technology marketing director, sounds like he doesn’t run into this...
View ArticleA Map Of All The Clown Sightings Exists And It Will Give You Nightmares
Alright, I think it’s time that we have a really good talk about these damn clowns. Earlier this year, several reports from all over the country began detailing people’s spooky encounters with clowns...
View ArticleGuy Quits Job By Having Sex With Boss’s Daughter — And Posting It On Facebook
There are no words. Actually — scrap that — there are quite a few. Mainly, who, what, when, why and where. And not necessarily in that order. But you may not like the answers. So please keep your arms...
View ArticleNurse’s Rant Over ‘Soul Destroying Job’ Is All Of Us At Our Breaking Points
She couldn’t take it anymore. After working a nightmare of a shift during which she was left responsible for over 20 patients at a hospital – not to mention the fact that she came into work sick — a...
View ArticleKim K Is ‘Taking A Month Off’ And Her Online Presence Will Never Be The Same
It’s been five days since Kim Kardashian’s life-threatening robbery, and we still haven’t heard a word from her. Now, a report from TMZ is saying the 35-year-old reality star will be “taking a month...
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