Trump’s Already Breaking Presidential Protocol For Fancy Dinners With Family
Did we really think Donald Trump was going to follow the rules after becoming president-elect? Of course we didn’t! C’mon, now — that was obvious. Trump’s already off and doing his own thing. Last...
View ArticleMichelle Obama’s Response To Fan Asking Her To Run For President Gives Us Hope
Michelle, if you’re reading this, I beg of you: PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020. Seriously — we need you. Apparently, I’m not the only one who hopes the gracious first lady eventually takes a...
View ArticleWedding Guests Force Newlyweds To Have Sex In Front Of Them In Bizarre Video
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Weddings are getting weirder and weirder every damn day. After I watched a video of a bride giving her new husband a fake blowjob in front of family and...
View ArticleThis Is The Exact Time You Should Call In ‘Sick’ To Work, According To Experts
At some point we’ve all silenced our blaring 7 am alarms with a swift smack, rolled back into bed and stared blankly at the ceiling as we contemplate whether we want to sleep in or stay employed. About...
View ArticleGirl Sends Threesome Pic To Cheating Friend’s BF As Revenge For Fight Over Coat
A 19-year-old woman is accused of sending photos of herself and her friend having a threesome with another man to her friend’s boyfriend … after their fallout over a coat. Abigail Stringfellow of...
View ArticleGuy Squeezes Penis Through Wedding Ring For Sex, And It Goes Horribly Wrong
If someone were looking to really improve their sex life, I’d think that would involve trying out a spicier sex position, a more “dangerous” location or a brand new sex toy. What that probably...
View ArticleOuttakes Of Hilary Duff’s ‘Lizzie McGuire’ Commercial Are Beyond Cringeworthy
HILARY DUFF, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?! If you were a fan of Disney Channel growing up, then I suggest you take this time to prepare yourself. You’re about to see a raw, unedited clip of Lizzie...
View ArticleKate Middleton’s $50 Skin Regimen Is So Good, Even Michelle Obama Stole It
When you hear the words “Michelle Obama” and “steal” in the same sentence, your thoughts probably wander to that time Melania Trump “borrowed” one of the first lady’s speeches. However, it appears this...
View ArticleKourtney Kardashian Casually Does 100 Squats Before She Showers Every Day
Kourtney Kardashian revealed the health, wellness and fitness secrets that helped her get in bangin’ shape and — SHOCKER — you won’t want to do any of them. The 37-year-old “Keeping Up with the...
View Article5 Things To Do In Your 20s So You Don’t Have Regrets In Your 30s
It’s a wonderful time to be a 20-something. It seems to be the time we acknowledge and celebrate almost every aspect of our lives, except the most important one: ourselves. Think about it. In your...
View ArticleSweet Granny Texts Thanksgiving Plans To Wrong Number, Invites Stranger Anyway
Like most old people, grandmas tend to be a little out of the loop when it comes to using the latest technology. It’s no secret that grandmas are sweet, gentle creatures who descended straight down...
View ArticleWhy The Obama-Biden Memes Are Basically Free Therapy For Disappointed Voters
Somewhere out there are the original Obama-Biden meme makers, and we’ll never know to fly the flags at half-mast when they die. It’s heartbreaking because whoever these people are, they’ve given us a...
View ArticleHere’s What Missy Pantone From ‘Bring It On’ Looks Like Today
Whenever I hear the lyrics to “Hey Mickey,” I want to break out into dance and (low-key) hopelessly pretend I’m part of the Toros cheerleading squad. Oh Mickey, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow...
View ArticleIggy Azalea Has ‘The Best Vagina In The World,’ In Case You Were Wondering
In case you were unaware, Iggy Azalea is REALLY proud of her body. The 26-year-old singer was just crowned the Woman of the Year at the GQ Australia Men of the Year Awards on November 16. Instead of...
View ArticleKylie Jenner May Be Just Like Kim, But Her Pay Definitely Isn’t
Here’s the least surprising news you’ll hear all week: the Kardashians are really effing rich. Reality stars that make money are without a question the most frustrating subset of celebrities out there....
View ArticleSide-By-Side Photo Proves How Misleading The Kardashians’ Booty Pics Can Be
Boasting a brag-worthy booty is something most of us ladies strive for. However, not all of us are lucky enough to be naturally endowed with head-turning derrieres like the Kardashian clan. If you’re...
View ArticleChrissy Teigen Reveals What Celebs Really Do To Shed Baby Weight
Finally, someone is being honest about the real ways celebrities are able to shed baby weight to achieve the perfect post-baby body. While dudes like me don’t have to worry about packing on any extra...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Finally Returns To Instagram Post-Robbery… For Paris Hilton
Brace yourself: Kim Kardashian looks like she’s getting ready to restore order to the celebrity world by making a triumphant return to Instagram. The mom left her account to gather dust ever since she...
View Article‘Bachelor’ Ben Higgins Feels ‘Less Pressured’ After Calling Off Wedding
After meeting, falling in love and getting engaged in the span of nearly two months, “The Bachelor” stars Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell have realized life is long and marriage is a massive, eternal...
View ArticleParents Of 13-Year-Old Who Got Teacher Pregnant Were ‘Supportive And Excited’
She was 24 years old and he was 13. She was an English teacher and he was her summer school student. She reportedly had sex with him on a near-daily basis, and he eventually impregnated her. When his...
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